Why am I jealous of my sisters being so skinny?
When will I ever see myself as a healthy, happy, mature women?
Why can't tiny elves come and clean my garage?
Why didn't anyone mention that Uncle Bill was falling before it was to late?
Why does sitting in the sun give me so much pleasure when I know it isn't good for me? and why does being tan feel so good?
Why did Lay's invent Light Lay's? . . only 75 cals, 17 carbs and no fat . . . so not right
Why do I ask so many questions??? . . . oh I have hundreds of more useless questions to ponder over . .